Kamis, 29 Oktober 2015

Nick Neely: Why Write About Animals

I pose the question, taking my cue and much else from John Berger’s seminal, mildly elliptical essay “Why Look at Animals?” As it happens, much of my writing thus far in life has been about fauna, and yet I have never sat down for long to explore the implications. Why do I write nonfiction about animals, and why do we? What are the ethical considerations? Of course, there is a vast field of animal studies out there, impressive and growing, and I am no expert, only an enthusiast. Fundamentally, for me the compulsion to conjure beasts is entirely wrapped up in nature/nurture: I had the luxury to fall into animals as a kid (I had an knack for spotting them, and often the patience to observe them), and I never stopped looking.

Then again: How can we not write of animals? As you know, some of the earliest human-made images were the beasts on the walls of the cave in Lascaux, France, painted in pigments: predominantly horses, stags, and bulls, but also felines, a bird, a bear, a rhinoceros. This was writing before writing, if you will (and this text was open to the public until our exhalations began to damage the walls, to erase it). These and other early animals drawings are variously interpreted as trance visions, depictions of constellations, etc. But they were also just what was everywhere around. Animals lived at the edge of the camp, or even within the same cave. “What distinguished man [people!] from animals was the human capacity for symbolic thought,” Berger notes in “Why Look at Animals?” “Yet the first symbols were animals. What distinguished men from animals was born of their relationship with them.”

With the advent of agriculture and husbandry, this relationship became more familiar, in a sense, but also more fraught. Our ideas about animals began to shift. Not coincidentally, just about then writing came into being. The cuneiform script of the Sumerians emerged to tally and keep track of tradeable goods, which included domesticates. From the start, writing evoked animals, but it also signaled the transition of animals from independent subject to object, from mystery to commodity, in our perceptions.

More recently, animals have been relegated to further extremes: projected onto the cave wall as caricatures, or not all. We tend to see wild animals less, but love the idea of them more. “The urge to turn animals into either things or into people reflects the distance we have traveled in a generation or two,” writes Stephen Budiansky in The Covenant of the Wild, a book on my shelf. “We conveniently alternate between anthropomorphism and blindness.” On the one hand, the gazillion dollar pet industry and Pixarification of penguins and polar bears (animals as people). On the other, anonymous shrink-wrapped meat (a thing, I suppose).

As Berger posits, quite elementally, “No animal confirms man, either positively or negatively. The animal can be killed and eaten so that its energy is added to that which the hunter already possesses. The animal can be tamed so that it supplies and work for the peasant. But always its lack of language, its silence, guarantees its distance, its distinctness, its exclusion, from and of man.” Since animals are a silent majority, and we can only ever project (onto) them, how do we negotiate between anthropomorphism and blindness so as to least marginalize them between the margins of our writing? How can we extract them from the practical clay of Sumerian tablets and today’s best-selling tablets?

One answer might be veracity: in paying rigorous attention to an animal’s features, describing it precisely, learning its biology. So very many resources have been devoted to the study of animals that the facts themselves, the stories of their attainment, have a life of their own. I do think it’s true that our admiration and respect for an animal grows as we discover more about it: That a hummingbird’s heart beats over a thousand times per minute, say. Or that a hummer can accelerate, in a dive, to 65 miles per hour, making it the fastest animal alive in proportion to its body length. It would also seem important to write about animals in the places where, increasingly, they actually live as their ranges shift in light of habitat alteration and climate change: liminal spaces like suburbia and muddy, thawing tundra.

But particulars of science and scrutiny aren’t everything, or the main. “Animals are always observed,” Berger notes. “The fact that they can observe us has lost all significance. They are the objects of our ever-extending knowledge. What we know about them is an index of our power, and thus an index of what separates us from them. The more we know, the further away they are.” So true. As we atomize an animal’s body and behavior, label every piece of it, we are not necessarily drawn closer to its essence, if that’s what you want to call it. Plus, the scientific and casual terms that describe animals are cast in the light of just one particular way of knowing.

Extending Berger’s language, maybe, at the same time, we need to know less. Maybe the less I know—the more I admit to that (and I do), and the more I play—the more I “get” animals. Ultimately, I think its incumbent of animal writing to leave the creature more mysterious, more animal, than it was found. What’s neat, if not needed, are “animal essays” rather than essays about animals, if that distinction makes sense—and an animal essay doesn’t have to include a critter to fit the category. Essays that don’t strive to contain. That aren’t zoos (the lions break out).

All this is to say that it’s not the worst idea to bring to animals something we feel is outside our normal selves. Our writing may not embody the animal, actually, but at least it’s doing something foreign, which is animal in a sense. The writing I admire is something I can’t predict or hypothesize; instead it acknowledges, through form or content, that we are still writing on the walls of a cave, the corners of which we cannot see, the confines of which we don’t even know. The most I can do is paint a few vivid pictures. Overlapping perhaps, but also free-floating in the dark.

I often wonder whether I shouldn’t devote more of my words to my fellow humans, who I love and worry about. I know I will do so in the future. But then I also remember that the fate of humans and animals is so entwined. To write of animals is to write, inevitably, of us. That mirror is there, if hidden. Berger again, in this wise essay, one you should read: “The reduction of the animal, which has a theoretical as well as economic history, is part of the same process as that by which men have been reduced to isolated productive and consuming units.” Pigeonholes, cubicles, cages … these things are not unrelated. To complexify animals is to watch out for ourselves.

 ~

Nick Neely’s essays (many of them on animals) are published or forthcoming in publications such as Kenyon Review, The Southern Review, The Missouri Review, and Harvard Review. He is the recipient of a Margery Davis Boyden Wilderness Writing Residency, a UC Berkeley-11th Hour Food and Farming Journalism Fellowship, and the 2015 John Burroughs Nature Essay Award. He is also the author of a new chapbook of essays, Chiton, and Other Creatures, just out this month from New Michigan Press. More of his work can be found on nickneely.com.
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Rabu, 28 Oktober 2015

Admission Counselors- They're Just Like Us!

Don't act like you don't recognize this posting's title from US Weekly. I won't judge you. This blog will be a take on that... so you can see that this crew who reads and makes decisions on your application is, in fact, just like you! I thought one aspect of showing how AC-TJLU would be showing you something that you all, the applicant, love to share with us: your extracurricular activities! That's right, every person on our staff here at Tulane does have a life outside of reading applications. We actually do some pretty cool stuff too. From stand up comediennes to dancers to fitness instructors, we really are just like you all. Here's a sampling of our admission staff and what they would list under the extracurricular activities section if we applied to college. 


Nora in Lagos, Portugal at a site called "Fin del Mundo"

Nora Colman; Eager Explorer – If I could only do one thing for the rest of my life, it would be to travel. I’ve been to 36 states in the US, 16 countries, and 4 continents. I also spent part of my Junior year abroad in Spain in a full language immersion program. No matter where I go, I try to have the most authentic experience possible -  whether it’s taking flamenco classes with my host mom in Spain, riding the commuter train from Amsterdam to Berlin, traveling through the canyons of Jordan on a camel, or even eating goat off a spit with a Moroccan family in Chefchaouen. One of my all-time favorite things about traveling is the amazing food I get to eat, from fresh gnocchi in Rome all the way to a good old Philly cheesesteak. I’m constantly updating my travel bucket list with new cities, countries, and of course, restaurants. Now that I’m an admission counselor at Tulane, I can combine my passion for travel with my love of Tulane! What more could you want?

Jill at Funny Bones Improv
Jill deRosasCommunity Comedian, Although I am not quite brave enough to stand up on stage alone and perform like our office comedy professional, Laura Meagher, I am willing to embarrass myself with an improv group in front of children on a regular basis. I have always had a deep appreciation and respect for all things comedy and community service, so when I happened upon a non-profit group in New Orleans that combined these two, you can imagine I was hooked. Funny Bones Improv is a non-profit organization that promotes health and healing through laughter, as we go to local hospitals in New Orleans and perform short form improv comedy shows for pediatric patients and their families. I first happened upon the group as a work-study student at Tulane’s Center for Public Service, then decided to complete my second-tier service learning requirement through an internship with them, and now it’s been three years since I have completed the requirement and I still continue to do shows with them every week. Though you will not see me on Saturday Night Live any time soon, you can find me around the city pretending to be a robot valentine monkey on an epic vacation to Hawaii with my best friend Francis, a robot valentine gorilla as we try to capture a whale named Cinderella (you would be surprised the stories kids help you make up!)

Neill (and Laura!) with the TUMB. 

Neill Aguiluz- Marching Musician: Music has been a part of my life in one way or another since I was four years old. When I got to Tulane as a freshman, my plan was to join the orchestra and concert band, but I had sworn off marching band after high school. Naturally in my first week on campus, the band director convinced me to join the marching band. Four Mardi Gras parades later, I was hooked. The TUMB (specifically the mellophone section!) became such a central part of my life in college that I knew I had to be involved after graduation. I and a few fellow alumni worked to formalize our growing group, the TUMB Alumni Association. As its current president, I get to be heavily involved with music on a regular basis. Each homecoming we all come together to form the Alumni Band and perform at the game, every year we help the band produce Band Day for 500 or so middle and high school musicians, and we of course tailgate together before every football game. I still play French horn and violin, and New Orleans is such a great city to experience all kinds of music. I’m a sucker for anything live – from arena concerts and festivals to orchestral performances and hole-in-the-wall venues.

Rebecca... writin' stuff. 

Rebecca GreavesWinsome writer: There is nothing better than taking my journal to Hi Volt Coffee and writing for hours on end over a delicious cup of hot tea.  I’ve kept a journal ever since I was eight years old when a family friend gave me a beautiful notebook with my favorite character from “Le Petit Prince” on the front. At the time, my family was living in Paris and my parents suggested that I write down everything I experience so that I could remember it later on. By the time I moved back to the States I had fallen in love with writing. Since then I have always kept my journal close at hand.  If I’m not at a coffee shop actually writing you may be able to find me at Scriptura perusing their new fountain pens and intricately decorated notebooks.

Owen and Adam (our Office Manager)
turned the flag football game between
their fraternities into a philanthropy
event last year
Owen Knight- football fiend: While I could tell y’all about my amazing 10-day trip to Iceland and newfound love for backpacking, that just wouldn’t be as accurate. Football is far and away my favorite thing. Whether it’s “ROLL WAVE”, “WHO DAT”, or “HAIL TO THE REDSKINS”, you’ll always find me cheering for my team. I practically cried tears of joy when Yulman Stadium opened on campus, and I love getting the chance to go to the Superdome for a Saints game. On any given Sunday (ha), you can find me watching all the games with my roommates, playing Madden, and managing my 7 fantasy football teams (I was a Management major, after all). Additionally, I love playing flag football to stay active. After an illustrious high school football career (0 career catches) I played and refereed intramural football as an undergrad- I’ve always loved played sports with my friends. I still play once a week with some other staff members and grad students. Wish us luck in the playoffs!

Daisy and I searching for the perfect apple!
Sarah Varner - Friendly foodie: When I tried to think of how to summarize my extracurricular activities, one word kept coming back to mind: food! It’s no secret to anyone who knows me that I love to eat, and much of the first few months I spent in New Orleans was spent compiling a list of local restaurants I had to try and food festivals I wanted to attend. However, my love of delicious food cannot be contained to the walls of a restaurant, and that’s why you’ll find me on the weekends at a farmer’s market, an apple orchard, a food truck, or in my own garden, tending to my tomatoes. Fortunately, this love of food extends past filling my own belly to benefitting my friends and coworkers, and I can be counted on to bring in all sorts of treats into the office, whether it’s my famous chocolate chip banana bread or a new recipe I found in the latest issue of Gourmet. If you ask me for restaurant recommendations in New Orleans, get ready: I might just pull out the list on my phone and go through the whole thing with you!


Here I am teaching! 
Jeff Schiffman - fitness fanatic: This office is a very health and fitness conscious group, myself included. I played sports in high school and college, and staying active and healthy has always been a big priority of mine. I've been doing triathlons for years (read about my Ironman here) and around two years ago, on a trip to LA, I fell in love. With a fitness class. For you NYC or LA folks, you're probably familiar with SoulCycle, the ever-popular indoor cycling class. I will usually take the class every day when I am in either of those cities. And when I am back here in NOLA? I teach our local version of it! Every week (specifically Thursdays at 5:30), you can find me jamming and sweating at Romney Pilates Center where I teach a class called RIDE which is the same concept as SoulCycle. If you ever want a serious workout, come to my class- you'll be glad you did. When I am not on the stationary bike, you'll often find me bringing the world of health and fitness to those who may not have the same opportunities that we do to stay in shape. The organization I am fully engaged with is Youth Run NOLA, which I have previously blogged about. I still run with them often. In fact, this past weekend I ran with my running buddy Skylar, now in 8th grade, and celebrated three years of running together. 


Laura getting the crowd in stitches 


Laura Meagher- funny female: This summer, I finally followed through with following through with a New Year’s resolution and started doing stand-up comedy. I’ve lived most of my life as if I were constantly on-stage in a comedy club, so I thought YOLO (you only laugh once…at my jokes) and got my act together. I’ve been loving every minute of it- it’s ALMOST as exhilarating as giving an information session at your high school (but not quite!). There is even a spot near campus, Carrollton Station, where a few current Tulanians go to fish for LOLs. I also take improv classes down in the Marigny at the NewMovement theater, which was recently featured on Jeff’s blog as well. Here is an artsy (blurry) picture of me at Carrollton Station over the summer. You can’t see any audience members, but rest assured that none of them can breathe they’re laughing so hard.

Andrew and Miss Vera
Paul Burgess exceptional equestrian- I enjoy horseback riding, and most things equestrian. I also like Southern charm and formality, but don’t get the wrong picture here. I love my horse and have a great time at my barn, but it’s more Gatorade than champagne, and my horse is more Eeyore than Rafalca. Miss Vera is the name of the horse I share with a friend. As a rescue horse she was first named Big Mama, and although this is a somewhat accurate description, Miss Vera seems to suit her much better. Competing and jumping are great, but I also just enjoy a ride along the Mississippi on the levee. If you ever see us on the levee, shout “hello” and I’ll be happy to return with a tip of my cap and a regal wave.
Rachel and her kids
Rachael Thompson- driven dancer: I grew up performing on competitive dance teams (think Dance Moms, but with more sequins), and then in college, I joined a pre-professional dance company.  When I arrived in New Orleans, I knew that I wanted to continue dancing and that I was now ready to take the lead.  So, this past summer, I taught a dance class for 1st-6th graders at a local camp.  We did a little bit of everything: jazz, hip hop, even some Latin moves, which were demanded by my kids who were all big fans of Dancing with the Stars.  Now, as a staff member at Tulane, I am so glad that I can maintain my passion for dance on campus.  I love taking dance fitness classes like Zumba at the Reily Recreation Center, and I also enjoy attending the dance department’s incredible shows each semester.  I always say this, but it really is true that Tulane is at the center of New Orleans’s thriving arts culture.  I can think of no better way to get involved in dance and music than as a member of the Tulane family.

How cool are Morgan's shelves! Recognize that shape?
Morgan England, shelf supplier: Like everybody else in this amazing city, I absolutely LOVE New Orleans! So one year ago, my husband Topher and I started England River Shelves, functional wall-mounted shelves in the shape of the Mississippi River as it winds its way around New Orleans. We've expanded the business to now include holiday ornaments in the same signature river shape as well as custom made furniture. While Topher handles the carpentry side of the business, I contribute to the company's creative direction and finish shelves, furniture, and ornaments. The company has grown quickly; you can even find a 16 foot river shelf behind the counter at Manhattan Jack a popular bakery on Prytania street Uptown. England River Shelves has also participated in White Linen Night and a silent auction for AIA New Orleans. Check out our work here: www.rivershelves.com

Valerie Zumba-ing

Valerie Calenda- healthy human: I sincerely love taking care of myself. Now I know that sounds kind of selfish! What I mean is that I like to take care of myself and make healthy choices that make me feel great knowing that when I feel good, I am a better person. I can then better care for my family and loved ones and be a better admission counselor of course! I  absolutely love cooking fresh meals for dinner.  I started with cookbooks and recipes from my mother years ago and now tend to create dishes as I go.  We’re lucky to have some great grocery stores with fresh and organic produce in Tulane’s uptown neighborhood which makes grocery shopping a joy.  I am human though and do not eat 100% healthy all the time – sweet potato fries and dark chocolate are two of my favorites.  You’ll also find me staying active by taking classes like PiYo (pilates + yoga) or Tabata at Tulane’s gym or walking or jogging in Audubon Park which happens to be across the street from the Admission Office and not too far from my house.  I love our uptown neighborhood and the fact that I always see people I know at the gym, the Park, or the grocery store so you get to know people and feel like you’re part of a close knit community.

There you have it, folks! Hope you enjoyed getting to know a little bit more about what makes your admission counselor just like you.


Owen and his dad, Chris (Tulane ’71), at the opening game at Yulman Stadium
Morgan's shelves in action.

Rachael, Best Dance Teacher! 


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Senin, 26 Oktober 2015

FREE CAE REPORT SAMPLE 2015

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Workexchange for skill acquisition: a tough but rewarding experience

Introduction

The aim of this report is to assess my experience of working abroad in one of our Company's many divisions in Europe. The benefits and drawbacks of the experience will be briefly discussed and recommendations will be given to other colleagues who may be willing to embark in the same learning-and-work travel adventure next year.

Benefits and drawbacks
The main benefit is without any doubt, learning new skills and procedures. Being able, for example, to observe the way in which our colleagues from a different country deal with our everyday work problems, is a very enriching experience. One learns to think outside the box and try new approches.

Among the difficulties, it must be stated that not speaking the language is a major challenge. Team work is very difficult due to the language barrier. In addition to this, not having any friends at work and not being able to talk to anyone (at least at first), can be depressing.


Recommendations 
For anyone interested in travelling on work exchange next year, it would be infinitely preferable to have at least an intermediate level of the language of the country of visit. This will ensure good communication and enable team work. 
Apart from this, I would not recommend the experience to anyone who has difficulty making friends or adapting to new work environments.


Conclusion
In view of all this, I can confirm that the benefts outweigh the drawbacks. The exchange programme is a fantastic opportunity to upgrade one’s own abilities and skills, as well as to meet new fascinating people.

#270
Sent by Natasha Samousenko
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Emily Van Kley: On Distance

In May 2015, Michigan State University Press published an exciting multigenre collection called Here: Women Writing on Michigan's Upper Peninsulaedited by Ron Riekki, who's doing as much as anyone living to highlight the many writers who write about Michigan and/or consider Michigan their home. He's edited several anthologies now, and Here is the most recent and perhaps the most exciting. It's been an opportunity to discover a number of writers who were not previously on my radar, including Emily Van Kley, who posts below about her relationship to place and to state and to state of mind.

And do consider checking out the anthology, if you, like me, miss where are you are from this time of year. --Ander



On Distance

At first, I didn’t think of the place I had grown up as a place, as anything with its own story or parameters for being. Roads were long, in various stages of disintegration, and always, always bowed over with trees. Lakes were big enough to alter weather. Woods were close, which isn't to say that I noticed, really, unless they were absent, as when my family would travel south though neighboring Wisconsin, or pass through one of the few Upper Michigan townships where there was cultivated farmland, which seemed quaint, bare, and impossibly old-fashioned to me. Cities made sense––my grandparents lived in the south suburbs of Chicago, and obviously with so much concrete trees would be hemmed in, more accessory than landscape––but grass? fields? trees playing second fiddle to tilled dirt, low-lying vegetation, hoofed animals that didn't have the sense to jump a fence line and stay out of sight? That was the stuff of 50s television sitcoms, of romanticized Westerns. Foreign to me. It was a shock, when I left for college and followed a path west thereafter, how much of the country is forest-less. How little trees figure in the overall topographic equation, how much they cede.

*

I worry that I make the Upper Peninsula precious now, having been gone just about exactly as long as I was there. Of course I do. My poems about the UP (and so many of my poems are about the UP) tend toward the cringingly nostalgic, maudlin, embarrassed, embarrassing. To wit:


Aurora

Despite absent traffic,
the road required attention: 
blacktop gnawed by snow
& thaw, unwitting deer, nonsensical
seams of bedrock & eruptions
of maple root to launch 
a station wagon, wreck its rims.
It was always dark. We always 
sped. So the lights were a problem
when they snaked the sky 
green, sharpened the black
edges of torn-paper 
pines, pulsed violet
as if at the hest 
of a technician’s knob.
I watched as if I was leaving. 
I was always leaving.
So I craned the windshield, 
swerved & neglected
to swerve. The road rattled, 
my tongue bled. Leave long
enough & you may no longer 
be from anywhere.
Some people like to watch 
the dark flare behind
their eyelids. That is one way.
Everything technicolor, even the desolation I obsess over in my writing, which folks who still live in the UP, like my parents and their friends, would be quick to tell you is far from the whole story, and would of course be right.

*

My own relationship with the UP is intense, a little macabre. A lot died while I lived there. Mining, which built the small and then smaller towns I grew up in, had been on its way out throughout my childhood. In one town abandoned high-shouldered mine buildings towered near the Pamida and the National Ski Hall of Fame. In another a flooded 200 foot open pit served as a swimming hole for the brave, despite a sunken crane dubbed Lazarus that was rumored to gather air bubbles and bloat to the surface every so many years. There was the year the logging company, my last town's only remaining industry and sponsor of my summer softball team, announced it was leaving. Left. Not long after, the window factory down the road moved operations to Wisconsin, forcing many of my classmates' parents to take apartments out of state, live the week there, return home on weekends, sliver their same pay for the sake of keeping a job. Keeping a job: an embattled state, one that seemed to get harder and harder until the prisons came, and then just stayed hard. Or the military funerals I'd be pulled from class to play for. The shrill sound of notes through my trumpet's cold mouthpiece while coffins were carried to idling hearses, then driven away to be warehoused until spring when the ground could be worked, car exhaust disappearing against snowbanks and then rising into the sky’s snow-grey.

*

Not long after my partner and I moved to western Washington and it began to seem like the move would stick, I got snowflakes tattooed over most of my back. I thought it would help me feel less lonely for a lonelier place, one that went still for six months of the year, wrapped itself in cold the way some people cover themselves in blankets––one that wasn't striving to be anything other than its sad and spectacular self. And it did help, a little. The needle with its creeping geometry close to and away from my spine like ice taking the surface of creek, inch by inch. Even now, when I catch a glimpse of my shoulders in the mirror my mouth sometimes fills with the taste of snow, flat, slightly sweet, momentarily fierce with cold and then vanishing.

That’s how it is when I think about the UP. On the one hand, I live elsewhere because that’s the life I’ve chosen. And it is nice to live in an area of the country with enough other gay people that we associate based on individual preference rather than on bare survivalism. I enjoy having regular access to live music beyond oldies cover bands, and I adore sitting lakeside in the summer without once dousing myself in DEET. Most of the time I grasp the logic of such things, but then a photograph of Pictured Rocks National Lakeshore will appear on a friend's Facebook page and my senses are cast into such a yearning they clamor, begin to cross.

*

Here's an example of the kind of synesthesia that rules my relationship to Upper Michigan: when I was growing up, each short summer my family would set out to harvest enough berries to last a year's worth of morning toast and neighborly gifting. Strawberry, raspberry & blueberry all grow wild in the UP, as do lesser known but eminently jam-worthy varieties like sugar plum (serviceberry), thimbleberry, and chokecherry (these last possessing all the charms of a tablespoon of witch hazel when fresh but quite tasty when sweetened and preserved). I don't remember often being asked if I wanted to go berry picking. It was one of those activities, like school or dental visits, that were set by forces beyond myself. Berries would come ripe in the woods, and that meant the whole family would soon be piling into one of a series of the aforementioned road-salt rusted station wagons and heading to a secret location my parents had been scouting off some trail or forest service road as soon as snow receded in spring.

My mother, who'd grown up in rural Indiana and had been employed as a young person in commercial blueberry fields, was maniacally efficient when it came to picking: it was customary for my brother, sister, father and I to combine our afternoon's work in the hopes of mustering a challenge to her dominance, and to fail.

Though in general I approached berry picking with the same good-natured ambivalence I brought to all potentially enjoyable outdoor activities that were nonetheless not as predictably wonderful as reading for hours on end, I truly hated picking raspberries. Wild raspberry canes have furry spines that flush your forearms to a prickly fever. They prefer areas of the woods that have recently burned, where the canopy is sparse & the soil dusty. They come ripe during the hottest part of the summer and, worse, the sunny spots they favor are the domain of biting flies (mosquitos having dominion over dusk and shade). Compared to mosquitos, with their slender proboscis and dram of anesthetic, biting flies are crude, unprofessional. They use serrated mouth parts to saw––or if hurried, rip––ragged little holes in victims' flesh. Their bites are instantly painful––pure and abrupt as being slapped. The affected skin tends to swell and bleed, which everyone knows attracts more flies. The bites can engender a flashing rage, the same dumb, inward-focused fury that comes from stubbing a toe. Preventable. Evidence of a lack of vigilance, and its punishment at the same time. Sweating, wheeling my arms overhead until I tired, pinching tiny wounds of raspberries into my ice cream bucket, yelping with sudden pain, knocking the bucket over, righting it, repeating––that was raspberry picking for me. Years into my adulthood, I hated the taste of raspberries. I wouldn't touch the jeweled pints of jam we'd raise from those excursions. A church member's cobbler would taste sweaty and somehow oppressive. Fresh berries on ice cream sour and salty as frustrated tears.

*

Taste with touch. Beauty with pain. My thoughts about Upper Michigan are a jumble and, I’m afraid, likely to remain as disorganized as my erratic emotional response to having left the place. I recognize this sense in Greetings from Michigan: The Great Lakes State, the concept album by Sufjan Stevens, which deals with themes of nostalgia, longing, and estrangement with the depth and juxtapositional skill of a lyric essay. Despite its bias toward the Lower Peninsula (which is after all typical of most things Michigan) and fact that as a Yooper I am more or less contractually obligated to view with a measure of distrust any work made about the UP by someone from downstate, track five, titled after the Upper Peninsula, has always had its persuasive moments for me. "I live in America with a pair of Payless shoes/ The Upper Peninsula and the television news" it begins. There, the isolation, florid in its plainspokenness. There the sense of separation: the speaker from a nation, the viewer from happenings far removed. The music itself vacillating between the spare and unassumingly lovely to the discordant, speaking its own language that, depending on your mood, could signal either mourning or joy.



Emily Van Kley's poems have appeared or are forthcoming in the Iowa Review, The Mississippi Review, Crab Orchard Review, and Best New Poets 2013, among others. She's a recipient of the Iowa Review Award and the Florida Review Editor's Award, and has contributed to several anthologies, including Here: Women Writing on Michigan's Upper Peninsula. She lives in Olympia, Washington. Find her online at www.emilyvankley.com.
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Senin, 19 Oktober 2015

You've Got Questions, We've Got Answers

Our final rounds of EA and ED decisions will be hitting homes over the next two weeks and we're really excited for how the class of 2021 is shaping up. In our first year going Early Decision, we had a seriously strong (and large) pool and I was glad to see so many die hard Tulanians out there. The admission team has read some awesome applications and I am looking forward to welcoming a huge group of you next year to our campus as members of the class of 2021.

The admission team has spent a good portion of the last three months answering your questions about Tulane and life in New Orleans. It's probably one of my favorite parts of this job- sharing my Tulane experiences and giving prospective students as much insight as I can into the world of all things Tulane. In that light, I thought it might be helpful for me to let you know about some of the best questions that we as admission officers get.

I'll give you six examples of great questions to ask your admission counselor when you visit our campus, or when we are visiting your high school or hometown. These are interview questions and questions you could be asking students on these campuses when you visit, too. And... what blog of mine would be complete without a list of a few questions not to ask? We'll save those for last.

Ready? Let's go!

1) What is the political climate on campus? Great question here. I think it's cool to find out if the campus is red or blue, conservative or liberal. It says a lot about if that place is a good fit for you, and what kind of kid goes to that school. Especially with our politics in the USA right now, it's a very interesting time to be on a college campus!

2) What kind of student fits in (or doesn't) at your school? This one may put us on the spot a bit, and for some schools may be tough to answer, but I still think it's a great question to ask. One of my favorite student tour guides at Tulane tells her tour to look at students' shoes as they walk around Tulane on the tour. That will tell you what kind of kid can be found at that campus (and it will also show you just how crazy diverse our kids at Tulane are). Birkenstocks, Chacos, hightops, Converse, Sperrys, barefoot... you get the idea.

3) What was your favorite class when you were at Tulane? Or better yet, ask our current students about their favorite class. We like talking about this kind of stuff.

4) What did you do last night? This is one to ask our students (unless you want to hear about my Netflix marathon). Put them on the spot and I think you'll enjoy hearing what our kids do with their nights. It's everything from late nights in the library to late nights on Frenchman Street. This is a great question to ask a student panel if you happen to hit one up.

5) What is the cost of living like in your city? And how easy is it to get around town? Good questions because they will make a real impact on you once you arrive on campus. Luckily for you NOLA fans, we are inexpensive and that there streetcar will take you to the heart of downtown for just a buck .25!

6) What kind of support can I get on campus? Schools have great resources that we want you to take advantage of. Tutoring, academic advisers, Tulane's success coaches... ask us about them and use them when you get here.

There you go! Remember these are just a few examples of great questions to ask during your visit; there are many more. And also, keep in mind that these are good questions to ask in person, rather than via e-mail (I take it you've read my previous blog on said topic before...).

Now... selfishly, here are just a few questions that may not be the best ones to ask. If you have asked me these to an admission rep, (and every single one of them has been asked many-a-time) do not fret! Seriously! I am just offering positive suggestions for the future. You'll thank me later, I swear. A good rule of thumb, if you're asking a question just for the sake of sending an e-mail or just for the sake of asking anything, your question likely could end up on this list. We don't track demonstrated interest that closely, so don't feel the need to ask just for the sake of asking or e-mail just for the sake of e-mailing.

Here are just a few...

1) Does your school offer internships? I said the word "internship" 78,192,120 times in the last 7 weeks. I counted. Maybe that is an exaggeration. But in all seriousness, I am going to blow your mind with a fact right now: every single school in America can offer its students an internship. Every. Last. School. If you are a motivated student, are doing well in school, and take some time to explore options online (both your school's site and a regular ol' search), I can nearly guarantee you that you'll be able to find yourself an internship. Northeastern has a great co-op program, GW offers great internships on Capitol Hill. Every school from Harvard to your local community college can help get you an internship, and, dare I say it, an internship is possible no matter where you go to college. If you apply yourself, use your school's resources and put in a little legwork, you can make this internship dream a reality! The same goes for study abroad- we've all got it, for the most part!

2) What is your school's best major? There are approximately zero admission counselors nationwide who enjoy getting asked this question. Instead, try this: "what are some smaller majors that are very strong but not well known, or are doing some really cool things?" The best major thing... well to be honest, we would probably not have it if it wasn't a strong major. You can even ask what Tulane is known for; that is better than asking our best major.

3) These

4) How's your math major? See also: chemistry, English, communication, etc. Some of the schools you apply to may have over 150 majors. We, as admission staff members, know a lot about each major but when you zero in on a specific one, you'll probably get an answer that includes things like "it's interdisciplinary! "it's broad!" "its' focused!" "it's great" or "it's strong!"

5) Should I answer the optional statement? The answer is always yes.

So there you go! Hope this helps get some good ideas generated for what you should be asking student and admission reps at the schools you are applying to.

Best of luck, you all!
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Jumat, 09 Oktober 2015

What’s in a Name?


This one really works only in German, but I’ll render it into English. “What’s the dog’s name?” the new maid asks. “Herkules,” says the mistress. “Herr Kules?” responds the maid. “I’ll just call him Kules.  I ain’t gonna call no dog Mister.”

How clever is Agatha Christie in calling her sleuth Hercule Poirot. First make him Belgian, French would be too clever by half. Belgian is close, but less grand, especially when followed by the homonym for “poireau,” which is French (and Belgian) for simpleton. So, a heroic naïf? Not bad.

Names matter. Your name and being may somehow intertwine. Not, I dare say, if yours is a very commonplace name, say Peter, Paul or John. Or, if feminine, Jane, Joan or Jean. But even those may have implications, as one may derive from the linguist Eric Partridge’s invaluable little book, “Name This Child: A Handy Guide for Puzzled Parents,” on which I heavily rely.

Like in so many other things, there are fashions in names (even fashions in crime, as we learn from ever more frequent mass shootings, most often in schools). So, recently in France, there has been a Thierry lurking in every other corner, and, in Germany, a Juergen or Joerg. In America, there have been fewer pronouncedly trendy names, although David has been a bit of a contender, especially among homosexuals. This presumably derives from Michelangelo’s statue of David, which as male paragon corresponds to the Venus de Milo as female. Partridge explicates David as “the man after God’s own kind,” and adds that it strikes few as stemming “from the Hebrew verb ‘to love.’” But its bearers are surely aware of its derivation.

My own name, John, acquires its vast popularity not so much for deriving from the Hebrew “gift of the Lord,” as from the name of the Evangelist, as Partridge suggests; but then why are Matthew, Mark and Luke not equally frequent? This may well have to do with euphony. In English, at any rate, John has an awesome thud, which the other three lack. There is something propulsive about the Italian Giovanni, as also about the German, Johannes. The French Jean, on the other hand, has a calm quality. Are French Johns more pacific than German and Italian ones? I wonder.

The feminine Jane, Joan and Jean are equally appealing because of a long, resonant vowel sound and minimal consonants. They are all derived from Johanna or Joanna and the Hebrew for “God is gracious,” though Jean is mostly Scottish, Jane mostly English, and Joan, presumably, equally both.

These all used to be known as Christian names, of whatever religion their bearers. But with the coming of P.C., the term“Christian” has become insufficiently multidenominational, and “first names” has supplanted it. So too the once fairly popular first name Christian has become relatively rare, as derived from the Latin of ‘follower of Christ.”

But, with no great consistency, Christopher remains popular, derived from the Greek for “Christ bearing,” and stemming  from the well-known legend of Christopheros, which has no basis outside of myth.  Mythic too, too, was the gift-bearing and bringing Saint Nicholas, for obvious reasons beloved of children, who would affectionately have him be Saint Nick, or, coming by way of the German, abridged into Santa Claus. By neither name, however, did he exist.

Other names too come from the German, as, for example, Heidi. The German name comes from Heide, meaning moor, and surely not from another meaning of the word, pagan. Moors, as lovers of Emily Bronte must know, are very romantic places. But the abbreviation as Nick brings us to the enormous popularity of nicknames having nothing to do with Santa.

Indeed, Anglophone first names are often nicknames, indicative especially of the American craving for familiarity with one another that nicknames imply. So it is that even a president will want to be known as Bill rather than William Jefferson Clinton and even the Rough Rider Roosevelt welcomed Teddy for Theodore. So a Bob comes across more friendly than a Robert, a Jim more egalitarian than a James.

You may wonder then why so many nicknames minimize their being such, as John becomes Jack, Alexander turns (among others) into Sandy, Elizabeth into Betty, and Margaret into Greta, Peggy, and Meg (among others), none of them manifestly derived from the formal, longer version. I suppose that the key here is trying to have it both ways: like yet also unlike, the latter suggesting individuality within relatedness.

But as tendencies create countertendencies, so there are clearly parents who don’t want their offspring made smaller, stuck with a diminutive even in adulthood.. Hence we have names like Karen and Ingrid, Austin and Otto, which cannot be diminished. Yet an obvious nickname has, as far as I know, never miniaturized an Al Gore or a Max Beerbohm in the public eye.

Now what about surnames that, especially often in the South, have been turned into first names? They have the distinction of sounding special, without being weirdly excogitated as are nowadays those of many blacks. (They may be bona fide African, but how many of us would know that?)

To be sure, even many surnames have achieved  a certain ordinariness, when a playwright can be Taylor Mac, and a chanteuse Taylor Swift. They seem to beg for some kind of felicitous appropriateness, yet I doubt whether either one of those Taylors can do more with a needle than sew on a button.

Most surnames were clearly not conceived as firsts. They may have begun as middle names, as when Mary Flannery O’Connor became Flannery O’Connor, Lula Carson Smith, Carson McCullers, the (McCullers through a brief marriage), and   Nelle Harper Lee, Harper Lee. Note that these are all women with family names moving into firsts, so as to retain something of their original bearers’ identity as marriage changed their surnames—if they got married, which many of them didn’t.

Moreover, surnames are not gender-limited. As being male carries with it certain privileges, so not having a markedly feminine first name may increase one’sstatus. So Leslie is a handily bisexual name, though originally a merely female one, it allows for a woman, if only by unacquaintedness, to pass for masculine.

Altogether, more significance is being attached to first names these days, so that there are organizations such as BabyCenter, whose head, Linda Murray, speaks of a database of 40,000 possible names, and says “Now parents are really trying to choose a name that is unique, that suits their child and that says something about their personality.” To be sure, if it exists in a database, it is not going to remain unique forever, but perhaps something close to it to it. Yet what about suiting the child’s personality, when the infant by the time of christening can hardly have developed much of one. To be sure many babies are said to look like Churchill, but looks are not personality, or else there would be no end of Winstons around.

Name changing was a big thing in the old Hollywood, where the idea was precisely to be less unique but more recognizably Anglo-Saxon, and thus not Jewish or Polish or Russian or Hispanic, or whatever smelled of immigration and therefore most likely impoverished lower-class. This affected primarily surnames, but first names too underwent that supposed upgrading.

So Nathan Birnbaum became George Burns,; Jacob Julius Garfinkle, John Garfied; Marion Levy, Paulette Goddard (the double D not very French, although French was acceptable, e.g., Charles Boyer); Hedwig Eva Maria Kiesler, Hedy Lamarr; Lucille Fay Le Sueur (too fancy) Joan Crawford; JudithTuvim, Judy Holliday; Alfred Arnold Cocozza, Mario Lanza; Ramon Estevez, Martin Sheen; Sophia Kosow, Sylvia Sydney; and so on and on.

This was not limited to actors. So producer Schmuel Gelbfisz became Samuel Goldwyn; producer Robert Shapira became Robert Evans; director Mihaly Kertesz, Michael Curtiz; director Raymond Nicholas Kienzle, Nicholas Ray; and again so on and on. But there was also an opposite current, whereby Hollywooders wanted to sound  grander, more fanciful, as when, Mary Leta Dorothy Kaumeyer turned into Dorothy Lamour; or Betty Joan Perske into Lauren Bacall, and so on yet again. In some cases it was a matter of mere euphony rather than anything more devious. Archibald Alexander Leach was Anglo-Saxon enough, but Cary Grant just sounded better and was easier to remember,

These name changes now prevail among couturiers, almost none of whom go by their original name. Of course Ralph Lifshitz prefers to be Ralph Lauren, but Michael Kors could have stayed just as well with his legal, less coarse Karl Anderson, Jr., perhaps just dropping the Jr.

Strangest of all are the changes of name among composers, music being all sound, and thus a sound owned from childhood would seem something to cling to even if odd or hard to pronounce. Obviously a nimble movie composer could well turn Israel Baline into Irving Berlin, although there was nothing Berlinese about him, but even those aiming a bit higher, i.e., mainly the stage, have often changed their names-- in the case of Broadway, away from their Jewishness. This is somewhat paradoxical, given that Jews, along with gays, have constituted the most faithful Broadway audiences.

And then there are the Simons. My father, Joseph Simon pronounced Shimmon in his native Hungary and Simmon in his Yugoslav businessman identity, and my mother, born Revesz or Reves, never mentioned our family’s religion, though other people’s was sometimes brought up and perhaps discussed. I never attended a church, synagogue or mosque, and this somehow seemed perfectly normal to me.

It is only when I met, fairly late in life, my favorite poet, Robert Graves, he asked me whether I was a Welsh or a Jewish Simon, asserting that those were the only extant kinds. An extremely learned man, his word, if I will be pardoned for putting it that way, was gospel. So, since Welsh was out of the question, this meant a Jewish heritage of some kind, though practice there never was. This made some sense in Belgrade, Yugoslavia, now merely Serbia, where if you weren’t Greek Orthodox, you were lumped together under the label Other, but just what kind of other hardly mattered, unless you chose to make it an issue. However, when we emigrated, for some reason religion became necessary, conceivably for one’s passport. And then, much to my amusement, one could—and my father did—buy oneself and one’s family into Old Catholicism, although what that was I had not the faintest idea. Roman Catholicism, however, for better or worse, it was not.

Here in America, where Simon must have sounded strange to my parents, they legally changed their name to Simmon, with the O pronounced more or less as in Simmons. This, however, seemed neither fish nor fowl to me, so I remained Simon and a thorough atheist. Latinos of all kinds pronounce it as rhyming with bemoan, which I have become perfectly used and resigned to. As the saying goes, what’s in a name anyway?

I once heard a radio program about strange first names culled from the Registry, and were they ever strange, but I regrettably did not write them down. Noel Coward, in a song lyric reminds us of the weird Marmaduke. If influenced by his name, what would a Marmaduke become? An eccentric, most likely. I certainly hope that a person named Peregrine would become a traveler, if not indeed a wanderer. Noel himself was so named because of his Christmas birth date, and I daresay it had an effect on him as lover of exotic holidays.



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Kamis, 01 Oktober 2015

The True Meaning of Friendship

A quick blog to start off your stressful October on a high note.

I have blogged time and time again about how the friendships you'll form at Tulane will last forever. While I've never attended any other colleges, and really can't compare the relationships that are built at Tulane verses other schools, I truly, honestly and completely believe that there is something about Tulane, something about NOLA, that fosters friendships that are deeper than you'll find practically anywhere else.

And this story is the best example of this.

Meet two of my best friends, Jackson and Brian. These two videos, Part 1 and Part 2 of today's Ellen show, will change the way you look at friendship. View them here and here and enjoy.

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